I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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