Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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