would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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