In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I am one with the molecules
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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