WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
