We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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