Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Come see our sink grown plant.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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