every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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