Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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