Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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