party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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