Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
We smell like vodka and hangover
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