What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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