Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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