i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize