Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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