Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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