You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
so much tequila, so little girl.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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