yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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