is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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