did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
These tits shall not be calmed
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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