And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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