I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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