He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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