dude i'm inner monologue high
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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