if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
