love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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