wanna go halves on a baby?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There r osticjed everywhere
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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