its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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