Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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