She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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