She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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