i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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