You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize