The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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