I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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