I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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