If i come over, it means nothing
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
