Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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