are you so shy because you have an std?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
