I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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