she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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