i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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