I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
