IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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