oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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