shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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