i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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