So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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