just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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