I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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