You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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