Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I can't turn off my feet"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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