you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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