That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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