In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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