i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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